Melbourne Welcomes Effigy of our Conquerors

This appeared first on XYZ. Today Melbourne, soon to be known as Melburnistan, welcomed an effigy of the conquerors of our racist, sexist civilisation. Echoing the ancient practice of bringing effigies of conquering gods into a vanquished city, our xenophilic elite organised for the 5-metre high inflatable image to be sailed up the Yarra. It [...]… Read the rest

There Will Be No More Mona Lisas

This piece appeared first on XYZ. Mrs Apostaticus, the toddler and I spent this weekend just gone in Melbourne. As usual, I came away with deep feelings about the place. Mostly I’m just relieved that I again resisted burning down the Immigration Museum. One day... The poz is so strong in Melbourne it could drive [...]… Read the rest

Australia’s North African Destiny & How To Prevent It

This piece first appeared on XYZ. There is a tendency among people in our time to think of history in basically progressive terms. We tend to assume that we started off as apes, became brutes, toiled as serfs, liberated ourselves as peasants and now stand sovereign and enlightened as the technologically godlike, infinitely reasonable and [...]… Read the rest

‘Fake News’ Is Fake News

This article appeared originally on The Daily Caller. All of a sudden across the nation citizens are being warned by the media to avoid a dangerous threat to democracy and our way of life. It is not weapons of mass destruction or ISIS or Vladimir Putin that we must be frightened of this time, although [...]… Read the rest

India’s Cash Ban: What The Media Isn’t Telling You

This article appeared originally on XYZ. Something massive happened in India two weeks ago, and as usual the fake news mainstream media outlets have uttered barely a word about it. The Indian government banned money. Now, so far they’ve only banned the 1000 and 500 rupee notes, but it’s just the beginning. It’s the first [...]… Read the rest

The Alt-Right And The Death Of Conservatism

This article appeared originally on The Daily Caller. As though to ensure that this year’s presidential campaign is forever remembered as the most bizarre American political spectacle of the last hundred years, many high-ranking Republicans have recently indicated that they will not be supporting their party’s candidate and instead will be voting for Hillary in [...]… Read the rest

Central Bankers Have Set Us Up For Catastrophe

One of the many titanic entities which collapsed during the Global Financial Crisis of 2007-2009 was the reputation of former Chairman of the United States Federal Reserve, Alan Greenspan. Presumably another one was his ego, although he's not letting on. This man was held singularly responsible for the Great Moderation of the 1990's, the economic [...]… Read the rest

Order Is Breaking Down

This post originally appeared on XYZ. Does anyone still not think that the world got real weird about a year or two ago? It's like the globe went from being a placid pond to a washing machine. Things that you never would have imagined ten years ago are now daily occurrences in the news. As [...]… Read the rest